Lola says, 'natural lang naman umutot hah... '

... and ever since these infamous words which echoed all throughout my childhood, I had already made up my mind AND my body that there is NOTHING wrong with farting!

I really do not understand why some people find it crass or tactless to talk about farting, or worst yet ACTUALLY passing gas... utot-ing... letting ur ass burp... releasing a sound blaster steam (what ever you may call it.) Okay maybe I do know why people don't like the topic. Haha, the more fuel I need to keep typing along with this post.

Gross? Well, get over it... you probably farted right this second...But like my Lola said, it is only natural to let your ass groan. AND do not ewww me, you fart!

Oh you don't? Then burn in hell you liar!

I'm sure you have been in a situation where you really had to burst and bust out a nice ass ripper, but you were freaking stuck in a room full of people!

AGHH, the horror of it all! You start farting internally, the kind where your stomach grumbles cause of the gas accumulated. It even comes to the point where you are too paranoid to open ur mouth, much less laugh cause your afraid you might release a stinky one through your breath.

Shet noh? Tangina! Hassle Tsong!

But then you find a really nice excuse to get yourself out of the room, then you go ALL OUT!... Whew, what a fucking relief! Haaay, and who says farting is wrong?

Just be happy that I am talking about something you sorta' want to tell your friends about, but you're not sure of how they would react... or you're just waaaay too embarrassed to talk about it, so you never bring it up.

Just think of this as some kinda social deviance and moral awakening...

Farting:

It's neither good nor bad.

Farting is a fact... It shouldn't be taboo.

Farting is necessary.

Never hold it in, you'll die...

So next time you think of farting, just give a nice little grin and relax your bubble butt.

It's okay.

*puuuuuffff